this motherfucker runs on longhorn cheese

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”

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bogleech:

Maybe this was common knowledge to some folks but I only learned today that koalas have so little cognitive power, they won’t recognize leaves as food if they’re not on a tree branch. They have almost 0 learning capability or problem solving ability.

Ok but can someone explain to me how koalas evolved this way? Like, they have all these evolutionary traits that evolved so they can survive off of only poison leaves with no nutritional value and like…why? Why didn’t they evolve to eat any of the other foods that all the other herbivores in australia eat? Is it because being in poison trees offered them protection from natural predators so they evolved in such a way that they literally have to stay in those trees at all times? Or is there another reason? I just dont understand how these ridiculous creatures evolved to be so ridiculous.

They took “eating eucalyptus leaves” as their specialization and made literally everything else their dump stat.

thisisandygill:

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